You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity
Audrey Hepburn photographed by Milton H. Greene on the set of War and Peace in Rome, Italy, 1955
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
august 31st, 11:59pm
september 1st, 12:00am
Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD
You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts